June 2012
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The “woodland clearing” playlist on songza is great.
That is all.
“Raise your words, not voice. It is rain that grows flowers, not thunder.”
– Rumi
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So I hear Obamacare passed.
harpalyce:
thingsareswinging:
And a whole load of Republicans are threatening to move to Canada in light of this?
Should- should somebody tell them?
No, no, no. Let’s let it be a surprise.
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hey did you know i can only say nice things to people with a pen?
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“I can never read all the books I want; I can never be all the people I want and...”
– Sylvia Plath
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Cosmo sex tip #301:
Don’t be scared of doing something a bit more flexible. While you’re on top, turn your head 360 degrees whilst screaming ‘the anti-christ has awoken’.
I just remembered in like the 3rd grade I had a thing for metal detectors. shut up. anyway, it was a cute little one that from the discovery channel brand.
One day I took it out for a spin in the front yard and after some excited beeping, I drove my butter knife into the ground to remove some grass and after a few tablespoons of dirt, I found a silver pendant.
Now, when I was 9 I don’t...
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taco bell employee: how are you today?
me: crunchwrap supreme
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Maybe it would not have ruined my day if I had checked grades on the drive back. So close I can taste it. (DAMN YOU LAB) All in all it’s been a great day.
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Netflix means I’m going to watch documentaries until I rot. Goodbye.
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The Paper Kites- Woodland
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The Dream
For lunch, I wanted to bake some of them chicken wangz that we have in the freezer. To my dismay, they are completely stuck together and I can’t just throw in the football shaped clump into the oven so I must wait for them to thaw. I’m a fighter and I’ll wait. My brother? Not so much. Bro: I can’t get them out either. Isn’t there a lasagna thing in the back? DIBS! *I...
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satanasa:
yo mama’s so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever and its very inspirational good for her
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ya gotta be ballsy
