August 2011
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If you really think about it, everything is fiction.
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canthemannons:
My Life: November 2010
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Anonymous asked: THE DEAR HAVE ESCAPED AND ARE COMING FOR YOUR TOILET CLEANER. TAKE GUARD!
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The only breed of human is hypocrite.
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If you are lonely when you are alone, you are in bad company.
– Jean-Paul Sartre
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When you actually wash your car, it’s like you’ve just installed a HD windshield.
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Ways to my heart
a great sense of humor
a nice smile
good style
scruff
chivalry
a high sperm count
ambition
height
cheekbones
honesty
jawline
kindness
passion
good credit
wit and charm
food
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Dear Good-Hearted Person, Thank you for turning in my mother’s wallet with $500+, all her cards, and her driver’s license. I know that I, a mere lowly mortal cannot promise you salvation, but you are going to Heaven. Thank you for unknowingly restoring my dwindling faith in humanity. In short, you rock my world! Love, Belinda
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